Whenever I scream (at one of dem old coots who make up te Tea Party): “WITH DA RIGHT WING AS ITS ONLY CRITIC, OCCUPY AMERICA’S POLITICAL PLATFORM CAN FINALLY BE INFERRED: ANTI- CONSERVATISM!”, dey say: “Yeah, I know, sonny: that’s what them PESTS stand oh-so AGAINST. But WHAT do they stand oh-so FOR??!”
So here’s why dat’s oh-so STUPID a question: Supposin dere wuz an old trailer, parked in some really RED state, dat wuz so CRAWLin wid COCKroaches that the Federal Government had little choice but to send in a S.W.A.T. team of ELITE EXTERMINATORS. An’ supposin dat some resident NOSE-picker, when he FINALLY answers the mobile ROACHtrap’s cardboard door, says: “Look, we-all know that you PestControl people are AGAINST cockroaches. But, before I let you-all in here, can’t ONE of you tell us exactly WHAT kinda buglife your team stands FOR??!